Would you believe that there is a drug that alone is so incredible that it erases wrinkles, heals scars, and extinguishes burns - and is available for $5 or less from your local health food store?
And that's not all...
There is such a drug - I personally can attest to its amazing and wonderful properties.
There is a phenomenonal market for wrinkle creames, plastic surgery, and other beautifying procedures. If word got out that the majority of these expensive treatments were over-rated and severly overpriced, for a cheap and effective alternative, the world's markets would literally collapse.
This wonderful substance heals diaper rash better than any cream or ointment available. Put it on a burn, and the fire is gone quickly and permanately. Sunburns quickly subside with a few applications. Chapped lips and dry skin will thank you for days with a single application. With prolonged use, it has been known to remove moles, and smooth away wrinkles, stretch marks and even severe scars. It also works better than WD-40 on squeaky hinges and doors.
It is totally natural, cheap, easily available, painless, colorless, odorless, and soon to become illegal. Plans are in the works in Europe to outlaw "natural" treatments that are available to everyone, and soon it will happen here as well.
Why buy Vitamin C when we have flu shots?
Why use St. Johns Wort when we have Prozac? and Zoloft? and a thousand other manufactured chemicals that have disasterous side effects?
Simple... there is too much money to be made.
Sick, sad, and disgusting.
(By the way, its Vitamin E )