Well, me!

My name is Steve Joslin

White male 6' 2" tall brown hair blue eyes Distinguishing characteristics: Long beard, crazy look in the eyes, known to be frequently smoking

I am the father of three, two girls and one boy. The oldest is 6 and the youngest, my son is about six months.

My wife is unbelievably supportive of all my crazy exploits. My children happily come along for the ride. They enjoy the different areas we have lived in, and are glad to be alive as long as you feed them, and let them play at the park often.

I have worked at more jobs than I can remember. I never left a job without several inventions related to the occupation under my belt

I have lived in four states. Idaho, Oregon, California, and Minnesota. I enjoy a change of scenery once in a while.

Food of course!

Our family eats a variety of dishes, mostly meat oriented. We eat turkey, and fish. No pork. I know it's the other white meat, but....

I can't stand vegetables for the most part. Carrots are alright, potatoes (mashed) are great, corn (when turned into flour and made into chips) is ok. I don't eat alot of fruit, but apples are good, and healthy for you.

With this mad cow ordeal, I have found myself carefully considering my diet. I may even start to (try) and like vegetables and fruit

Well, Bush wins in 2004 as there is really no one to replace him. Certainly won't be Howard Dean.

Who ever it is that grooms these presidents for re-election certainly has done a marvelous job with Bush

Why? He knows his place, if you get my drift

No flying cars any time soon

We can look forword to a gas shortage though, that means prices will go up. They will return to "normal" before the election of course, no doubt to make Bush look better.

Extraordinary things will be discovered by the mars rover, but the real data from the radio telescope orbiting the red planet will most likely never reach the public eye

If Bin Laden is found... It will be directly before the election, within two months of it

We will continue to slaughter more Iraqies, as they protest our occupation of thier nation

Lots more weird weather will abound, and probably get much worse before it gets better

More people will switch to vegan diets, though I am not sure if I'll ever be one of them.

It should be much more interesting in 04, than it was in 2003

Didn't Jesus?

Yep!

Favorite beers:

MGD: (Miller Genuine Draft) of course. It's cold filtered, that's what makes it taste so damn good.

Coors: A light and robust beer, that doesn't provide money to anti drug legislation while they feed you thiers (like Budweiser (yuck!~))

Whatever I can get my hands on.

Cigarette smoking doesn't cause cancer, it's the smokers lifestyle. Smokers tend to drink alcohol, which leads to dehydration. This in turn causes a lack of oxygenation within the cells, and an acidic body ph, which is a dead ringer for that most wonderful of diseases, cancer.

Smokers also tend to eat a poor diet, which contributes to the acidic ph mentioned above.

The affects of smoking can be reversed completely by negative ion treatment. This is another marketable product waiting to go!

I started smoking at 17 years of age, to get a break at the restaraunt where I was working. All the smokers got to go outside for ten minutes every couple hours, but the non-smokers were worked straight to death. Well, "I'd rather kill myself then have someone else doing it!" I figured. To bad I didn't know more about state and federal labour laws! Oh well, live and learn.

Most smokers, believe it or not, are plenty happy they smoke. The people who are going to quit, already did by now, so LEAVE ME ALONE! Stop wasting my hard earned tax dollars to harrass me constantly on the radio and TV, telling me what to do with my life, and find something to do with yours! I'm not going to quit!

Smokers are good people, they are just different than non-smokers. If smokers were all Jewish, we could claim that our government was being anti-seminicotinic, and sue thier butts good. ;)